{"id":1921,"date":"2021-11-16T20:02:20","date_gmt":"2021-11-16T19:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/?p=1921"},"modified":"2021-11-16T20:15:09","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T19:15:09","slug":"maurice-10-a-bicycletteuuuh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/2021\/11\/16\/maurice-10-a-bicycletteuuuh\/","title":{"rendered":"Maurice #10 \u00e0 bicycletteuuuh"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ya une semaine j&rsquo;ai achet\u00e9 un VTT. Pourquoi ? D&rsquo;abord parce que je n&rsquo;ai encore fait aucune soir\u00e9e \u00e0 Maurice. C&rsquo;est \u00e9trange et triste, mais c&rsquo;est vrai : d&rsquo;abord le cadre familial puis les nouvelles restrictions covid ont rendu la t\u00e2che compliqu\u00e9e. Il me fallait donc un autre moyen de me d\u00e9fouler. Ensuite, parce que l&rsquo;\u00eele truff\u00e9e de pistes, de champs et d&rsquo;espaces que le VTT permet d&rsquo;explorer magistralement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Maurice #10\" width=\"950\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xKBID_yKt3c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Voil\u00e0 voil\u00e0<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Avant de venir, on m&rsquo;avait clairement dit que faire du v\u00e9lo \u00e0 Maurice c&rsquo;\u00e9tait plut\u00f4t con. Ya pas de bas c\u00f4t\u00e9 aux routes, les gens conduisent comme des connards, il faut conduire \u00e0 gauche et il y a globalement beaucoup de trafic. Ca, c&rsquo;est la th\u00e9orie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais en pratique, les gens conduisent pas si mal que \u00e7a, c&rsquo;est juste qu&rsquo;ils conduisent pas mal au klaxon et qu&rsquo;ils ont une \u00e9tonnante habitude de s&rsquo;arr\u00eater au milieu de la route sans pr\u00e9venir (bon, le taux de mortalit\u00e9 sur la route est quand m\u00eame 2,5x celui de la France). Conduire \u00e0 gauche, on s&rsquo;habitue vite et oui, il y a beaucoup de trafic sur les grands axes mais c&rsquo;est facile \u00e0 \u00e9viter. Du coup, le v\u00e9lo \u00e0 Maurice en fait c&rsquo;est pas si terrible, surtout pour sortir des sentiers battus et d\u00e9couvrir d&rsquo;autres facettes plus cach\u00e9es de l&rsquo;\u00eele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1244\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211116_164417-scaled.jpg\" data-id=\"1937\" class=\"wp-image-1937\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211116_164417-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211116_164417-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211116_164417-1024x498.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211116_164417-768x373.jpg 768w, 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https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071922-1536x747.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071922-2048x996.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071922-2000x972.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1244\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-scaled.jpg\" data-id=\"1936\" class=\"wp-image-1936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-1024x498.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-1536x747.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-2048x996.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_071900-2000x972.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption\">Quelques trouvailles faites lors de balades \u00e0 v\u00e9lo<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xKBID_yKt3c\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"966\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1938\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-300x113.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-1024x386.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-768x290.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-1536x580.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-2048x773.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/20211110_0805414165512629193722449-1-2000x755.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Tout \u00e7a pour avoir des caries \u00e0 la fin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya une semaine j&rsquo;ai achet\u00e9 un VTT. Pourquoi ? D&rsquo;abord parce que je n&rsquo;ai encore fait aucune soir\u00e9e \u00e0 Maurice. C&rsquo;est \u00e9trange et triste, mais c&rsquo;est vrai : d&rsquo;abord le cadre familial puis les nouvelles restrictions covid ont rendu la t\u00e2che compliqu\u00e9e. Il me fallait donc un autre moyen de me d\u00e9fouler. Ensuite, parce que &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/2021\/11\/16\/maurice-10-a-bicycletteuuuh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Lire la suite de<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Maurice #10 \u00e0 bicycletteuuuh\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-maurice"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1921"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1940,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions\/1940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}