{"id":4732,"date":"2022-03-16T07:20:14","date_gmt":"2022-03-16T06:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/?p=4732"},"modified":"2022-03-16T08:21:56","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T07:21:56","slug":"maurice-29-inondations-et-trucs-pas-cons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/index.php\/2022\/03\/16\/maurice-29-inondations-et-trucs-pas-cons\/","title":{"rendered":"Maurice #29 : Inondations et trucs pas cons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Les pluies torrentielles<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bon, commen\u00e7ons tout de suite avec le sensationnalisme : les inondations. Ce qui est cool avec les pluies torrentielles, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;elles viennent sans pr\u00e9venir. Tu vas au supermarch\u00e9, il commence \u00e0 pleuvoir et pouf, 20 minutes plus tard il y a un m\u00e8tre d&rsquo;eau dans la rue. Bon, je raconte quand m\u00eame le cas extr\u00eame l\u00e0, mais \u00e7a arrive. Je laisse deux petites vid\u00e9os pour comprendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pluie torrentielle montagne des signaux\" width=\"950\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gH6I9btjtZg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>On a eu la bonne id\u00e9e de faire une balade ce jour-l\u00e0.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Avis de fortes pluies : Vall\u00e9e-des-Pr\u00eatres, l\u2019une des r\u00e9gions les plus touch\u00e9es par les inondations\" width=\"950\" height=\"534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l0d6jzB34sE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Le m\u00eame jour, dans la banlieue de Port-Louis<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour expliquer ces inondations \u00e9galement, la m\u00eame histoire revient tout le temps : les fran\u00e7ais, \u00e0 la fondation de Port-Louis, avaient pr\u00e9vus de larges drains (dont certains sont encore visibles tels quels aujourd&rsquo;hui), mais avec l&rsquo;\u00e9volution de l&rsquo;\u00eele, ces cons d&rsquo;anglais ont d\u00e9truit les drains ou construit dessus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je pense quand m\u00eame que l&rsquo;histoire est un peu enjoliv\u00e9e pour faire plaisir \u00e0 mon \u00e9go de fran\u00e7ais, mais \u00e7a marche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enfin, les articles de presse parlent pas mal du changement climatique et de ses cons\u00e9quences n\u00e9fastes sur ce genre d&rsquo;\u00e9v\u00e9nement. Je pense qu&rsquo;on parlerait plus du 6e rapport du GIEC si ce genre de trucs arrivait en France.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">L&rsquo;esprit pratique Mauricien<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&rsquo;ai observ\u00e9 quelques trucs vraiment pratiques ici, que j&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;ambition de ramener en France, pour rendre le monde meilleur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bon. Pour commencer, ya le cr\u00e9ole. C&rsquo;est vraiment fantastique : comme il n&rsquo;y a aucune r\u00e8gle, tout le monde fait ce qu&rsquo;il veut. En fait m\u00eame, tous les mauriciens ne parlent pas le m\u00eame cr\u00e9ole, mais on s&rsquo;en fout du moment qu&rsquo;on se comprend. D&rsquo;une mani\u00e8re plus pratique pour moi, j&rsquo;utilise des abr\u00e9viations du cr\u00e9ole dans la prise de note. Ainsi, je peux utiliser :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>\u00ab\u00a0ena\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la place de \u00ab\u00a0il y a\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0pena\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la place de \u00ab\u00a0il n&rsquo;y a pas\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0kav\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la place de \u00ab\u00a0capable\u00a0\u00bb ou \u00ab\u00a0possible\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Exemple : au lieu d&rsquo;\u00e9crire \u00ab\u00a0tu peux ajouter du sel\u00a0\u00bb, en cr\u00e9ole \u00e7a donne \u00ab\u00a0kav met disel\u00a0\u00bb. Plus rapide, non ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un autre truc que je trouve fantastique, c&rsquo;est les mesures de longueurs. Le but est tout simplement d&rsquo;utiliser son index, sa main ou son avant-bras pour indiquer la longueur de ce qu&rsquo;on est en train de d\u00e9crire. Les plus audacieux utilisent m\u00eame la jambe !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-scaled.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1244\" height=\"2560\" data-id=\"4757\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4757\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-scaled.jpg 1244w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-146x300.jpg 146w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-498x1024.jpg 498w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-768x1580.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002282106638507349384316-747x1536.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1244px) 100vw, 1244px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>la taille d&rsquo;un tout petit poisson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-scaled.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1244\" height=\"2560\" data-id=\"4758\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4758\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-scaled.jpg 1244w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-146x300.jpg 146w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-498x1024.jpg 498w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-768x1580.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_1002321581566528459253667-747x1536.jpg 747w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1244px) 100vw, 1244px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>la taille d&rsquo;un plut\u00f4t petit poisson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-scaled.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1244\" data-id=\"4759\" src=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-1024x498.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-1536x747.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-2048x996.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/bivouhack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/20220316_100239-2000x972.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>la taille d&rsquo;un gros poisson, ou d&rsquo;une grande chopine de bi\u00e8re<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce syst\u00e8me est tellement pouss\u00e9 qu&rsquo;on peut m\u00eame faire comprendre \u00e0 son interlocuteur qu&rsquo;on parle d&rsquo;alcool en donnant la longueur d&rsquo;une chopine (bouteille en verre). Bien pratique dans les milieux o\u00f9 l&rsquo;alcool est interdit !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les pluies torrentielles Bon, commen\u00e7ons tout de suite avec le sensationnalisme : les inondations. Ce qui est cool avec les pluies torrentielles, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;elles viennent sans pr\u00e9venir. Tu vas au supermarch\u00e9, il commence \u00e0 pleuvoir et pouf, 20 minutes plus tard il y a un m\u00e8tre d&rsquo;eau dans la rue. 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